why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
I think you can in some counties but not very many
get with the times, guys, a lot of the time you need to call the police you also need to hide and be quiet
In Canada you can text crime stoppers.
(via florawrsaurus)
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
(via drown-my-heart)
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
(via tessaviolet)
Skittles are good until around your 20th one when your teeth feel like they’re gonna fall out
(via the-feeling-of-being-alive)
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
it’s so true it hurts my heart
(Source: breadmayne, via tessaviolet)
harry potter and the crazy ass rock
harry potter and the hogwarts basement
harry potter and the guy who went to jail
harry potter and the big ass fire cup
harry potter and the secret club no one can know about
harry potter and the vandalized textbook
harry potter and the triangle circle stick
(Source: believed, via drown-my-heart)
